Best Pizza and Kebab
60 Prince of Wales Road
Norwich
Norfolk
United Kingdom
NR1 1BL
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It seems a little presumptuous doesn't it? Pretentious even. The self proclaimed benchmark of Prince of Wales road drunken early hours eateries. It's the sort of claim that gives you reason to try and find faults where you might not have looked for them before. The decor is standard kebab shop fare. Chairs welded to tables, presumably to minimise the risk of angry drunken furniture throwing. There's a very eighties theme to the table patterns, not that that gave any particular insight in to the food to follow, but it seemed worthy of note nonetheless. The service itself was bizzare. I ordered a bacon burger, expecting the standard wait which would feel like nigh-on forever. Instead, what I had ordered appeared instantly, like a magican conjouring a rabbit from a hat. They seemed to think that they'd stumbled on the greatest idea since social networking websites. Cook everything beforehand, leave it on the side, and when someone orders anything, it can be served instantly. In my then drunken stupor, I naturally thought that this was the most unbelievably fantastic idea ever to have been devised. Come the morning, and of course it didn't take much common sense to spot flaws in their logic. Things that should have been hot were cold. Things that should have been melted were congealed. Salad that should have been fresh had absorbed in to the bread. In short, it was horrendously stupid, and more than that, it was downright dangerous. Takeaways are a volume business, especially down Prince of Wales road at 2AM, but words fail me at the complete disregard this place has for its own customers. How hard is it to cook burgers or cheesy chips to order? What's wrong with these people? There's simply no excusing it. You can fault bad food, bad service and bad surroundings, but none of these things compare to a propriator so stupid as to risk poisoning their customers. Dear oh dear.
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